Friday, July 25, 2014

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

dryeti:

Ms. Asahina, do you desire to construct humanoid figures comprised of crystallized H2O particles?

Is FrozeNagatWho the new triple-fandom?

dryeti:

Ms. Asahina, do you desire to construct humanoid figures comprised of crystallized H2O particles?

Is FrozeNagatWho the new triple-fandom?

Thursday, July 24, 2014

emilyreads:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

nenosronhir:

that-alpha-booty:

Tumblr doesn’t appreciate Buffy enough

painstakingly

omfg…twice and i didn’t even fucking notice the second

PAINSTAKINGLY

(Source: reservoir-dawg)

Current mood: Nui Harime’s theme

"La vie est drôle.”

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

I felt no pain ‘til I was down
And I was told that I was bleeding
But even then I knew I wasn’t done, yeah yeah
'Cause the scars I get they will just collect
Ensuring that I won’t forget
Reminders of the battles that I’ve lost and that I’ve won

(Source: kaliskadyami)

deluxesherlock:

iamthedukeofurl:

knightsgambit:

fyeahflutes:

swagarolli:

flutes players need to breathe

flute players need to breathe 

flute players need to breathe

fluTe PLAYeRS NEED TO BREAHTE

image

no

the soften part is where the flute players begin to die off one by one

Those that make it to the end of the song go on to reproduce, ensuring the next generation of flute players is stronger. This is known as Survival of the Flutist. 

SURVIVAL OF THE FLUTIST

knuffelvos:

wear your armor

whether it’s makeup, a band tshirt, your fandom pins, tattoos, jewelry, your favorite ripped pair of jeans, or something no one else can touch or see like your favorite song repeating like a mantra in your head, the sound of your own heartbeat, or the knowledge that you were brave enough to get out of bed today when everything else inside you said “no”

wear your armor and kick ass

Wednesday, July 23, 2014
Is this A Song of Ice and Fire?

Is this A Song of Ice and Fire?

(Source: sonlycou)